I don't think so. I don't think that is a shovel - too long in the handle. I think it was a sign that pitchforking is legitimate here. And it didn't even have any time limits that I could see.
I know it's asking you to go to a lot of bother, River, but I'd prefer to be dead for my burial. Pitchfork murders can be such an awful mess! Blood all over the place.
The ultimate punster has arrived! Yes, it's Gary, the IWSG man himself, the companion of Penny, the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar. I bow to your expertise in punsdom. I am unworthy. :)
I don't think so. I don't think that is a shovel - too long in the handle. I think it was a sign that pitchforking is legitimate here. And it didn't even have any time limits that I could see.
ReplyDeleteHi EC. A pitchfork! Of course, and I do love using those, too. Thank you for clearing that up. :)
DeleteI like Elephant Child's assessment.
ReplyDeleteOr it could mean warning, there are already too many bodies buries here,
Hi Alex. Oh dear, if it's full I'll have to scout out a new body-dumping place... ;)
DeleteHa! Warning: Entering Zombie Apocalypse Zone.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, Loni. I wonder if pitchforks will pin the zombies to the ground... ;)
DeleteOh this is such a River posting. You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteWhatever do you mean, Julie? I resemble that remark. *hides axe behind back*
DeleteI know it's asking you to go to a lot of bother, River, but I'd prefer to be dead for my burial. Pitchfork murders can be such an awful mess! Blood all over the place.
ReplyDeleteYou take all the excitement out of it, Ron, but I will honor your wishes since you're such a good friend of mine... ;)
DeleteThought I'd pitch in with a comment. Even if I haven't the fork what's going on.
ReplyDeleteIt does seem like the dude in the sign has lost his head over whatever he's doing. I dig this post, River.
Have a nice weekend.
Gary
The ultimate punster has arrived! Yes, it's Gary, the IWSG man himself, the companion of Penny, the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar. I bow to your expertise in punsdom. I am unworthy. :)
DeleteYou're all concerned about what's in the ground there, but the dude has no neck! How the heck is his head staying on?!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Christine. Maybe he's a magician? He still seems to be aiming that pitchfork pretty well. ;)
DeleteThat is the sign of dwarves working on my virginn snacks. Sometimes limbs appear while making the dough. But that makes them crunchy. Dragon likes!
ReplyDeleteYou've given me an entirely new perspective on this, Al. I hadn't thought of the virgin snack dough, silly me! :)
DeleteHere's where ROFL has meaning. Love this.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lee! Yes, ROFL is what I'm going for with these. Glad you enjoyed it! :)
DeleteBawhaha! Hysterical! That reminds me of: "Zombie outbreak? Perfect! I've been waiting for a chance to hit my husband with a shovel. Bitten? Umm, perhaps he was."
ReplyDeleteWriterlySam
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LOL, Sam!
Delete*makes note to warn her husband*