I don't think I would challenge anyone taking their elephant (or their camel) for a walk. Anywhere. So long as they had a suitably sized bag to carry away its leavings...
Good to hear from you, River. I believe elephant dung is excellent fertilizer. You should take it home and spread it in your garden. I wouldn't worry about that silly sign. Nobody in their right mind would arrest an elephant.
Yeah, I've been kinda floating in the Underworld, Ron. Me and Jezebel, drinking punch. ;) Arresting an elephant would be problematic. All that stepping on and squishing business...
Did you see the video of the elephant that had an itch to scratch and basically went to town on a couple's car and destroyed it. Must have been terrifying. But hey, an itch is an itch.
I don't think I would challenge anyone taking their elephant (or their camel) for a walk. Anywhere. So long as they had a suitably sized bag to carry away its leavings...
ReplyDeleteThe proper sized poop bag could be problematic, EC. ;)
DeleteRiver! Good to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteWhat about a llama? Can you walk a llama on a leash?
Hi Alex! I'm contemplating the universe at the moment. ;)
DeleteLlamas could be an issue...
Glad you enjoyed it, Mac!
ReplyDeleteGood thing they don't ban squirrels! Man, that'd be rough for me.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be hard to keep a leash on you, too, Loni. ;)
DeleteGood to hear from you, River. I believe elephant dung is excellent fertilizer. You should take it home and spread it in your garden. I wouldn't worry about that silly sign. Nobody in their right mind would arrest an elephant.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've been kinda floating in the Underworld, Ron. Me and Jezebel, drinking punch. ;)
DeleteArresting an elephant would be problematic. All that stepping on and squishing business...
So I guess that means I can't bring my pet camel. Shucks!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back, River! :)
Afraid so, Chrys. They might also be wary of camel spit saturating the grass. ;)
DeleteI don't know if I'm back but the odd signs are anyway!
Hi River. Great to see you and your humor back online. Sorry about the X on the elephant walk. Like Alex said, grab your llama and give it a go.
ReplyDeleteMy llama is saddled up and ready to go, Lee! ;)
DeleteYea! You're back.
ReplyDeleteHow about dinosaurs? Can I ride my dinosaur into the cemetery?
Jay, I think if you ride a dinosaur in there, nobody will even consider trying to stop you! :)
DeleteDid you see the video of the elephant that had an itch to scratch and basically went to town on a couple's car and destroyed it. Must have been terrifying. But hey, an itch is an itch.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen that one, Michael. :) I have seen lions pouncing on cars, though!
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