Friday, August 8, 2014

Friday Fun

And I was so looking forward to taking my pet elephant for a walk through the cemetery...



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  1. I don't think I would challenge anyone taking their elephant (or their camel) for a walk. Anywhere. So long as they had a suitably sized bag to carry away its leavings...

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    1. The proper sized poop bag could be problematic, EC. ;)

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  2. River! Good to hear from you.
    What about a llama? Can you walk a llama on a leash?

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    1. Hi Alex! I'm contemplating the universe at the moment. ;)
      Llamas could be an issue...

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  3. Good thing they don't ban squirrels! Man, that'd be rough for me.

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    1. It'd be hard to keep a leash on you, too, Loni. ;)

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  4. Good to hear from you, River. I believe elephant dung is excellent fertilizer. You should take it home and spread it in your garden. I wouldn't worry about that silly sign. Nobody in their right mind would arrest an elephant.

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    1. Yeah, I've been kinda floating in the Underworld, Ron. Me and Jezebel, drinking punch. ;)
      Arresting an elephant would be problematic. All that stepping on and squishing business...

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  5. So I guess that means I can't bring my pet camel. Shucks!

    Glad to see you back, River! :)

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    1. Afraid so, Chrys. They might also be wary of camel spit saturating the grass. ;)
      I don't know if I'm back but the odd signs are anyway!

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  6. Hi River. Great to see you and your humor back online. Sorry about the X on the elephant walk. Like Alex said, grab your llama and give it a go.

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    1. My llama is saddled up and ready to go, Lee! ;)

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  7. Yea! You're back.

    How about dinosaurs? Can I ride my dinosaur into the cemetery?

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    1. Jay, I think if you ride a dinosaur in there, nobody will even consider trying to stop you! :)

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  8. Did you see the video of the elephant that had an itch to scratch and basically went to town on a couple's car and destroyed it. Must have been terrifying. But hey, an itch is an itch.

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    1. I haven't seen that one, Michael. :) I have seen lions pouncing on cars, though!

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